well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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