I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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