Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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