My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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