Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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