these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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