I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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