I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
