Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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