that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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