sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
