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Jerry, you need to find god
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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