He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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