wakey wakey hands off snakey
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We need a shit load of segways right now
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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