Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My pussy is not your playground.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I could fuck to npr.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize