I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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