let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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