D3 body, D1 cock
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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