I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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