I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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