did you get engaged???
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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