I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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