I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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