Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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