And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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