Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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