Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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