Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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