I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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