I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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