Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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