Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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