this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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