If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
