you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
As shirtless as possible
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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