Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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