In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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