i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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