I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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