that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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