fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
