i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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