did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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