that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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