If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
All I want is dick and wine.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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