Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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