You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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