This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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