I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
All I want is dick and wine.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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