found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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