i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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