weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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