ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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