your parents love me but you hate me
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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