is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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