so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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