yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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